i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all
it makes me happy knowing that Help for Heroes refused to accept a donation from the EDL.. it’s like a slap in the face for those racist dipshits.
just went to see my 1-day old niece Anya, she’s the most adorable little girl! and she holds her head up surprisingly well, she has so much strength. I’m such a proud auntie!
on a happier note my niece was born yesterday and i’m going to see her later!
the jist of this article is basically
'we shouldn't be paying for the higher education of women because as soon as they get into good jobs (e.g. medicine, law etc.) they drop out to give birth to and raise children, therefore we should change the system so that more men graduate with the honours as men can be more efficient and cost less as they dont need maternity leave and are more likely to work full time and put their degree into good use, women should once again be oppressed due to their choice of having a baby and carrying on the human race'
please can somebody come and kill me? PLEASE
Took a day off from sixth form because its the worst day of my period and i didn’t feel comfortable leaving the house with blood gushing from my vagina like the niagra falls
best decision ever made